Sunday, December 30, 2007

Battle of the Network/Cable News Themes!


This is silly but so is everything that I post on this funky site. I have decided to compose the next great network/cable news theme. How hard can that be? Some high strings and a driving rythym seem to be the key ingredients to great success. This is one of my new years resolutions; to spend time in my home studio and write a dynamic 35 second news theme.

In light of this goal, I present to you the "battle of the network/cable" news themes. Click play on the video below to see/hear a collage of current news themes with photos from the respective networks. The John Williams composition NBC theme is so long that I ran out of pictures and had to use some other stuff. I don't plan on composing a full symphony but I certainly respect the work of Mr. Williams. I was picturing Jaws coming at Roy Scheider listening to the NBC theme. Anyway...my apologies in advance for the extra "footage".

I promise to keep you, our loyal, trusted, educated, music appreciating, honest yet not overly critical viewers/listeners posted on my progress and will even let you hear some of the "rough" drafts.

I would like your comments/votes on your favorites from these four. I will have another round later this week.

Peace,

Paulie

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A useful tattoo?


This guy works construction and uses a tape measure everyday. He decided to save himself countless trips to the tool box by just having his tape tattoo'd to his forearm. I think this is pure genius. My wife Robin and my buddy Tom were debating his intelligence (and seemed to indicate that it could be the same dude that has the deer on the bicycle in the earlier post). They also said that this man would never ever get an accurate reading because of the stretching of his skin. What do you think?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

How to spot a hunter with a DUI conviction?


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Friday, December 28, 2007

P.S. I Love You (and please turn off your stupid cell phone)




Happy Friday people and welcome to the last weekend of 2007. It's been a hectic day and so I am finally sitting down at the laptop to punch out some bloggin' magic. It's funny now how things will pop into my pea brain and I will think, "hmm...I should blog about that." BTW...most of the time I don't blog to those thoughts. You are only getting the final, edited, well thought out thoughts.
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So...Robin and I had a dinner and a movie date last night. We went to see P.S. I Love You and I wanted to share some general observations (if you don't mind).
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1. This is the third movie I have seen this week. National Treasure -Book of Secrets, Walk Hard-The Dewey Cox Story, and P.S. I Love You.
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2. Hilary Swank filled up the giant screen. She was stunning.
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3. P.S. is probably a chick flick, but I enjoyed it. The grieving part of the movie went on about 30 minutes longer than I thought it should...but still was a good story.
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4. I am voting that I never ever have to go to a movie where teenagers are allowed ever again ever! Every 5 minutes, the light from a cell phone was blinding and distracting me. CAN'T WE WAIT A FREAKING HOUR TO CHECK OUR TEXTS???? HMMMMM???? WILL LIFE STOP IF I DON'T GET A STUPID TEXT? Do I sound like a grumpy old fart? Maybe...but still, enough with the cell phones in the cinema. I propose a law stating that anyone who is talking on the cell phone or texting/receiving texts can be drawn and quartered....or shot....or tazed on the spot. At the very least, a cinema authority type should be able to gank the phone if activated during my movie.
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Other than #4, it was a fine evening. We have Robin's sister and her husband and our neice and nephew coming in tonight for a visit. They are fun guests and we always laugh alot when we're together.
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Hope you have a great weekend,
PC

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Guess what this is?!?!?!?!?









It's post number 150 on Paul's World of Funky Stuff. I am going out to celebrate! Wooohooo!
(we must learn to celebrate the small victories in life) ;-)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Yard Golf Anyone?


I played a little golf in the yard on Sunday. I don't know if it was the beautiful day or the fact that I was officially on vacation but I looked like the love child of Tiger Woods and Jack Nicklaus. I was playing a practice game I've invented called 9-ball. You hit 9 balls from each of my 7 tee areas here in the yard and can only score on shots that reach the green/fringe area. I aced the shot from the 42 yard tee box, I chipped in from 25 yards below the green, chipped in from the rear 10 yard tee area and also from the 20 yard box above the green. Luckily...I was filming the whole thing for evidence.

I re-edited this video this evening after Dylan and I got back from watching Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox story. It had some funny moments but I wouldn't take your grandmother to see it. Anyway, here is the re-edited version of my golf at home video complete with swooping effects and fancy titles. I may eventually figure out how to use all my editing software. That will be a banner day at Paulie's house.

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Monday, December 24, 2007

It's a Wonderful Life




It's finished. Our annual family tradition of watching the Frank Capra classic just finished a few minutes ago. As we were taking it all in tonight (while wrapping some last minute gifts), the thought occured to me that George Bailey could have easily been tazed at least a couple of times in this movie. He and Clarence certainly could have gotten the voltage in their little encounter at Martini's...and especially the scene where Mary (the old maid) doesn't recognize him and he goes nuts. Of course, Bert starts shooting at him...totally appropriate for such a henious crime. I wonder how George's life would have turned out had he been tazed? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night.
Hey! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas day with your family and friends. I count myself especially blessed to know many of you and to have regular visits from many that I don't know.
Can I close this post by asking you to remember those who are alone or who have lost loved ones this year. I know that the holidays can be a tough time and let's remember them in our thoughts and prayers.
Thanks and God bless,
Paul

Bahahahaha. Just in time for Christmas...the greatest sideline interview ever!

Uh...coach...how are you going to improve in the second half? Rackley is a great interview! That's Texas high school football for you. They take no prisoners.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

12 Landmark Organ Riffs and the Men Who Played Them

In light of our recent list of the Top 15 Iconic Guitars in the History of Recorded Music, and because Paul himself is a tickler of the ivories, we here at the Funky Stuff present to you the 12 Landmark Organ Riffs and the Men Who Layed Them Down. The Hammond B-3 partnered with the righteous Leslie effect pedal is the most common weapon wielded by these players.

Our organ research advisory council has spent countless hours in closed door session and after much deliberation we have come into agreement on the following list. The envelope please…


12. Matthew Fisher - Procul Harum - A Whiter Shade of Pale. (I'm sorry that this picture makes Fisher look like he just let one slip. I wanted a 60's era shot but they are fairly scarce.)


11. Tony Kaye - Yes - Roundabout. Our first of two Yes keyboard players. I had an opportunity to see Kaye play with the band live on the 90125 tour in Champaign, Il. The talents of Kaye and Chris Squire on the bass were inspiring (to say the least). Note the Oberheim sitting on top of the B-3. That's not recommended if you want organ longevity.



10. Ken Hensley - Uriah Heep - Easy Livin'. This song is one of those "100 mile an hour" songs. Hensley's organ is the engine burning high octane fuel powering this track.


9. Jerry Corbetta - Sugarloaf - Green Eyed Lady. Please see the note on number 12. The same applies here.



8. Steve Winwood - Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile. The dueling B-3 with Jimi's amazing guitar riffs on the 15 minute version (Side 1 - Electric Ladyland) highlight the innovative organ skills of Mr. Winwood. His work with Traffic and the Spencer Davis Group were also closely considered.


7. Rick Davies - Supertramp - Bloody Well Right. Our organ selection council was in agreement that the opening two minutes of this song includes one of the most "feel good" keyboard lines in music history.


6. Ray Manzarek - The Doors - Light My Fire. We could have picked several songs that feature the nimble fingers of Manzarek. Take away the B-3 from the Doors' music library and you take away the backbone of their musical structure. Yes, Morrison was a brilliant lyricist; call him an American Poet if you will. But, I believe his words are carried into history because of the work of Ray Manzarek.


5. Booker T Jones - Booker T and the MG's - Green Onions. This was my original #1 choice and it was slowly bumped by my panel of experts. G.O. represents the best of Memphis and Stax in the 60's. Booker T and the MG's were integration in a world of segregation. The groove of this song is iconic and hypnotic and the organ work by Booker is perfection.


4. Danny Federici - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - Rosalita.

3. Greg Allman - Allman Brothers Band - Whipping Post (I accidentally deleted the photo of Allman and it's just going to take too long to put it back. We all know what he looks like anyway...right?)


2. Rick Wakemen - Yes - Roundabout. Our 2nd Yes keyboard player to make the list. His work on the Fragile LP following the firing of Tony Kaye is outstanding. This shot is keyboard testosterone. Look at me with my massive boards baby!


1. Billy Preston - The Beatles - Get Back. Billy not only brought his blistering organ sounds into the Beatles sessions but he also brought peace into the midst of the tumultous world of Lennon-McCartney. Both his session and solo work are timeless. I put him at number one without hesitation.

Honorable mention goes to Rod Argent of the Zombies and Argent fame, Dennis DeYoung of Styx, Al Kooper, John Evans of Jethro Tull, Jon Lord of Deep Purple and Tom Scholz of Boston and the king of all B-3 players...Jimmy Smith. The keyboard I play actually has an organ setting named "Jimmy" in his honor.

I know that some of you will provide other names for consideration because you are educated, musical people. I will take your recommendations under advisement.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Cool stuff for a Sabado Gigante

I actually laughed out loud when I watched this one.

Mucelli is fully functional and user friendly. It searches quickly and there's no gimmicks or passwords or other crap. Very cool for quick (non-download) music that you love.

I found this pie chart someone did of CNN Headline News. Our buddy Larry Smith and the other sports anchors only warranted a "blah blah blah" listing. I thought he might get a kick out of this and I know he reads this blog faithfully...first thing in the morning...before he even brushes his teeth or kisses his lovely wife. That's why we love him.

Do you know Paul Brandt? I don't either but he went and bought a new Dodge truck this week using only his spare change. He did this 13 years after buying his last truck with spare change.
His piggy bank must look that pig in the "Razorback" movie.

In the book of Matthew in the Bible, Jesus tells the "parable of the talents". If you aren't familiar with the scripture, it is a lesson of faithfulness and generosity. Two of the servants multiply the money and please the master. The third buries his money and makes excuses when his master returns. Well...a Pastor in Ohio is putting his money where this parable is and has challenged his congregation to put this scripture passage to the test. He spent $40,000 giving every adult $50.00 and every child $10.00. He simply asked them to use the money and do good with it. Here' the story....

I have scheduled some time tomorrow for blogging between church, football and a nice afternoon nap.

Steve Perry...our National Treasure




What can be more delightful than a "Very Perry Christmas"?

Journey still rocks baby. I heard "Separate Ways" today on the way to Columbia to pick up our new bedroom furniture set. The first few high synthesized notes from Jonathan Cain still grab me after all these years. Steve Perry's vocals, Neil Schon's blazing guitar and a driving bass line from Ross Valory...yes indeed. Good stuff.

Speaking of furniture, let me tell you something. Robin and I purchased our first official bedroom set after 19 1/2 years of marriage. I wanted the manly, giant posted, floor to ceiling, tarzan looking set complete with dirt and armpit hair. Manly stuff. She wasn't quite as interested in that and was looking for more of a nice mission style in a somewhat conservative form and fashion. We negotiated and settled for a somewhat conservative GIANT manly bed. I say giant because when I got to Columbia after renting the 8' X 5' U-haul trailer here in Greenwood, I quickly discovered that the headboard alone would not fit in either the truck or the trailer. There was enough furniture and large boxes there to choke a mule and I felt like Roy Scheider in Jaws..."we need a bigger boat". Doh! Luckily, we have had some friends here visiting from Kentucky the last few days and Larry was with me while the girls were getting their hair dyed or cut or straightened or crimped or something girly. Thank God we were out of town for this activity. Anyway, Larry and I had to go to the U-haul place there and rent a second 14' truck to get all the furniture loaded and when it was all said and done, the furniture made it home safely and is currently in the garage waiting installation tomorrow. We did go ahead and set up the man-bed and I will be in it in less than 5 minutes if all goes well and I don't do too much editing.

BTW...we got back in time to see "National Treasure - Book of Secrets" tonight. GREAT MOVIE! I loved the first one and I thought this one was just as good if not better. I won't give any spoilers but definitely go and see it if you get a chance. It was worth the price of admission and the $4 lemonheads and $3.85 small Coke. Oh...and they showed a Disney cartoon short before the movie "Goofy and the Home Theatre" which was hilarious. Well done people.

It's 2:05am and I am fading fast so that's all for now peeps. We've got a full day of furniture set-up, Christmas shopping, a trip to the church to see the new construction (remind me to tell you about our new building going up...very cool), and some P.A. work tomorrow night for the championship games of the Bearcat Holiday Classic. It should make for an exciting Saturday.

Peace, and Journey forever,


PC

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Top 15 Iconic Guitars in the History of Recorded Music

After much debate and jockeying for position, I present to you the top 15 iconic guitars in the history of recorded music. This is not the list of most talented guitar players. It is a listing of the guitars...the wood and steel that changed music forever. The envelope please....


15. The Big B - Built by Gretsch for Ellas Bates McDaniels (Bo Diddly) in the 1950's.


14. Trigger - Willie Nelson's 1969 Martin Acoustic




13. Allman Brothers Special. Dickey Bett's 1957 Redtop LP (he later painted it gold)



12. Robert Johnson's 1928 Gibson L1. He got it at the Crossroads.




11. Ace Frehley's Standard Heritage Cherry Burst Les Paul


10. Chuck Berry's Cherry Red Gibson ES-345. Johnny B Good.


9. Jimi Hendrix' Right Hand Reverse Strung 60's era Fender Stratocaster. He made it sound like no one else had before.




8. Pete Townsend's Gibson Les Paul Deluxe. It's iconic because of the attitude and the smashed pieces on the stage floor. And no son...their song is not called "the CSI theme".



7. The Funk Machine. James Jamerson's 62 Fender Precision Bass. You may have never heard of him but you have heard him. This is (arguably) the greatest bass player to ever thump a G string. You heard this bass on these tracks just to name a few. I personally believe that the bass line on Stevie Wonder's "I was made to love her" is his greatest work. Props to a man who was kept in the shadows of Motown for most of his life but deserves much credit.
(CT...his life would make a great screenplay)


6. Jimmy Page's Gibson EDS-1275 SG Doubleneck. It's all the rage these days what with the reunion and everything. I wonder if Jimmy will need a back brace for the extra weight at his age?


5. Blackie - Eric Clapton. Clapton bought this guitar at the Sho-Bud guitar shop in Nashville for $100 (he bought three extra and gave them away as gifts to George Harrison, Pete Townsend, & Stevie Winwood). Blackie was auctioned off for $959,500 by Christies on June 24, 2004.


4. Lucille. B.B. King's Gibson ES-355. This is the legend of "the lady".





3. # 1 - Stevie Ray Vaughan's favorite guitar. If there is a guitar that had more personality of it's owner, I don't know of one. It seems that SRV and Number One (also known as his "first wife") were intertwined where you could't tell where one ended and the other began. This Strat is now in the safe of one Mr. Jimmy Vaughan.



2. Paul's Hoffner Bass - Iconic to the inth degree.









1. Frankenstein - Eddie Van Halen's Kramer. I will turn 40 this year and this guitar has to be tops for iconic in my book. Some of you will throw fruit at me for putting EVH on top but you can bite me. This guitar and it's funky stripes rocked my world.


Match Game Thursday




Dumb Donald said, "I went to the Van Halen concert last week and it seems that David Lee Roth is getting way too old for this music style. Instead of singing "Jump", he was singing BLANK."
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Post your best response with your favorite celebrity nickname and I will announce the winner later today. Winner today will receive a years supply of turtle wax, a new console television set, K-Tel's "POWER VOLTAGE" 33 1/3 rpm record and a brand new 1973 AMC Pacer! Woohoo! (not really but wouldn't that be an awesome prize package)
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Thanks for playing and long live Rayburn.

"Don't Tase Me Bro" tops "Nappy Headed Ho" for top 2007 phrase








Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Hectic Christmas Blogger Issues


It's 11:55pm and I am finally sitting down to write after a long busy day.

I haven't read the "blogging rules and regulation policy book" yet. Most likely, it requires that you post your thoughts and innovative original ideas randomly throughout the day. Is it legal for bloggers to take a day off? Probably not. Here was my full plate today...

1. 6:45am Alarm. My cell phone has replace my alarm clock. Sprint and Verizon should be thrilled at this trend. I also no longer wear a watch because of the stupid phone. If someone asks me for the time...I pat my body relentlessly searching for the cell. It's sad really. I hope this changes someday because although it is convenient, I don't really like it.

2. Organize my umpteenth holiday drop in. This was at the university today. There was alot of food and it all had to be coordinated and because my boss had some other issues going, it somehow landed in my lap. Being a dude, I don't normally get picked for this type of duty because men forget things...like "we need a spoon for the weenies"....and....."we need a spoon for the meatballs" etc. I can put food on a table but I can't promise you a spoon. It turned out splendidly and everyone seemed to be pleased. The hot wings from Jeff's Bar & Grill were outstanding as were my weenies soaked in Sticky Fingers.

3. Other work stuff...which is what I do. I work and blog. I can't afford the luxury of being a full time blogger at this juncture so I blog over breaks or lunch....or when being a state employee affords me the opportunity...or on days that end in Y.

4. Public Address Announcing - The Lander University Lady Bearcats hosted the Bulldogs from Wingate University in a Peach Belt Conference matchup this evening and I was courtside with a microphone in front of my face and a new Dell Inspiron 1521 (Lander Blue Finish) to my right. Our girls have already shattered two conference scoring records this season beating their last opponent by 71 points and scoring 116 in the game before that. Wingate had some hot shooting guards that pushed the girls to their limit. They had an opportunity at the end to close the deal but they lost. I was too emotionally invested in the ballgame to blog...although technically...I could have blogged on the laptop during the game. Of course, I announce the starting lineups, every basket scored, every foul called, who fouled, who got fouled, who's shooting the freethrows, who's coming into the game, and halftime stats. This doesn't leave much time for blogging. Oh...my picture is in the full color media guide listed as the official public address announcer for the Bearcats. My picture only looks slightly goofy which I am happy about.

All that leads me to the fact that it is now 12:11am tomorrow (Thursday) and it's time to sign-off and get some shut eye.

Maybe today will be a better blogging day. I don't want to disappoint.

Holy Moly



Good morning and happy Wednesday.

So...our "Top 10 White Man Afros" post was picked up by Total Fark at Fark.com last night which pushed my Google Anaylitics numbers through the roof. I have an announcement....maybe as big as the FutureGen announcement.

I MADE MY FIRST MONEY OFF THE INTERNETS LAST NIGHT!

Don't get me wrong. I didn't start blogging on this site four years ago with any intention whatsoever of getting paid to do it. I simply wanted to write about Jim's hairpiece, beautiful music, and Berg. Lo and behold we have come a long way. I have had nearly 1,000 page views this week already. That is amazing to me. I have regular visitors now from Australia, the UK, France and all over the continental United States. I have a big map with little orange blobs that give me all the details...oh and pretty little pie charts.

Again...thanks. I love you guys.





BTW...thanks for visiting our sponsors. :wink:

Have a great day....

Paul

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Congratulations Mattoon!








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Here's the poop on FutureGen coming to my hometown.
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I wonder if this will hurt the popularity of the Bagelfest?
BTW...In the top picture up there (on the right) is Mattoon City Attorney Preston Owen (whom I graduated with from MHS in 1986). Preston was a great guy to hang with for many reasons including the fact that his Mom was the State's Attorney. On one occasion I was riding back in Preston's car from a Bryan Adams concert in either Terre Haute or Indy when somewhere in east/central/southern Illinois we were pulled over by a State Trooper. I will never forget two officers coming up on either side of our car. One officer looked at his license and said to the other one..."you had better let him go...it's Nancy's boy". I was like..."SWEET".
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I am happy for the city and hope that this provides needed work for as many people as possible. I can't wait for the "Coal Glasification Queen" at the FutureGen Festival.
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It's funny how things happen like this.
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Check out this quote from the Journal-Gazette story....
A block south at Burger King, owner Gene Hoots and manager Ernie Drummond discussed the announcement at a table in the restaurant’s dining area. Drummond said he was cautiously optimistic about Mattoon’s chances of getting the power plant before the announcement was made.“We were both afraid it would be political. We felt scientifically (Mattoon) is the place it should be,” Hoots said.Drummond said the power plant will bring new business to the Mattoon area, while Hoots added this state-of-the-art facility will bring a lot of visitors and attention to the area.“I don’t think we understand how big this is,” Hoots said. He later joked, “We will get some of the hamburger trade.”
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I really had no idea this was all going on when I posted both about Burger King and also showed the picture of the Time theatre on this blog earlier this morning. Little did I know that the Governor was making such a huge announcement in the same spot that I saw Rocky knock out Clubber Lang.

Top 10 White Man Afros

Because this list is WAY overdue, we at "the blog to be named later" present to you our picks for the all-time greatest white man afros. The envelope please...


10. Leo Sayer


9. The Cream era Eric Clapton

8. Gino Vanelli (That's a fro baby)


7. Slim Goodbody


6. The dude from Air Supply


5. Carrot Roid



4. Tie between Robert Hegyes & Mr. Kotter


3. Slash


2. Kevin Cronin


1. This guy


Look at any of your 1970's era yearbooks and you will probably find a few more. Like I said...it needed to be done.

Burger King or Burger King? That is the question.




I made a quick reference to Burger King in an earlier post and have had a few questions arise because of it...mostly from our out of town viewers.

My hometown, Mattoon, Illinois, the home of the Green Wave and WLBH radio is also home to the original Burger King. This is not the chain "Whopper" Burger King. As mentioned in an earlier comment, this Burger King was owned by Gene & Betty Hoots (who also owned another restaurant in town called "Hoots Haus"). Instead of Whoppers we had Hooters. Honestly, I didn't eat a whopper until I was in my teens on an out of town road trip. Burger King was THE hangout for my generation of teens due to it's close proximity of the Time and Keresotes (sp?) theatres in downtown Matoon. When I played third base for Walt's Camera Shop in Jaycee League Baseball, it was Burger King that we went to after every game for an ice cream cone and if you hit a home run, you got a banana split.
This was not a small matter...especially to the Hoots family. They spent plenty of money on lawyers and court fees fighting the corporate burger giant. Here is a copy of the judgement that was handed down that allowed the original Burger King to keep it's name and banned the Whopper boys from opening up a store within a missle shot of Mattoon. Credit the Hoots family with having the courage to take on the King. They won and I am told that this case is reviewed in many business law classes on University campuses across this country.

There you go folks. It's true. Hooters....not Whoppers in Mattoon. (that might make a good T-shirt)

I hope this clears things up a little and HOOTERS FOR EVERYONE!





Write in entries for the toaster contest

Stacer just pointed out to me that "crotch" didn't make it into my list of finalists for the "name this stupid blog" contest and she is not happy.

Therefore if there are other names that you would like to be considered as finalists and you find yourself depressed or with a strong urge to picket or throw things at my house, please leave me a comment on THIS POST and I will consider your entries for finalists and run them by my board of directors at the next long table meeting and maybe you will win a toaster too.

Thanks and as always, void where prohibited.

Last Week's Poll Results



The most famous gaff in the history of Editorial Commentary with J.R. Livesay, President and General Manager of the Mattoon Broadcasting Company had to be the time that he said "there are many living orgasms on the moon". I thought this was originally just a rumour but it has been documented and verified by several different sources. I can't name any but trust me, they are rock solid.

This weeks' poll will allow you, our faithful readers, to select the name of my little radio blog.

If your suggestion has made it to the round of finalists, I will need your mailing address for potential toaster shipping.

BTW...remember the Time theatre? Is it still there on Broadway? I saw so many great movies in that building. Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, First Blood, Rambo Part II, Rambo Part III, Purple Rain, Every movie that Molly Ringwald starred in, Footloose, (hey...they were great to me).

Here's a little trivia for you toon town alums. What was the name of the infamous strip club that opened it's doors across from the Time Theatre for a short period in the early to mid 80's? Hmmmm?

More trivia for tooners - In the pre-cell phone era, where did you have to walk to call your parents for a ride after the movies? Hmmmmmm? Classic.

No wagering please. Good luck.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Bloom County Fans?




Apparently this little blog was the source for anyone in the world today that searched for "Dan Fogelburp Opus Penguin Comic". We had tons of hits from google and several other major search engines which just cracks me up. Is this primarily how Dan will be remembered? A tattoo on a cartoon vixen? Hmmmmm?
Bloom County rules btw. All hail Berkely Breathed and his mighty cast of characters; Binkly, Milo, Steve Dallas, Oliver Wendell, Bill the Cat, Cutter John and, of course, Opus the most loveable penguin ever to man the personal ad desk at the local newspaper.

We were visited by folks from all over the US, Australia, Canada and Europe today...all for the Fogelburp. Rock on baby.


It's official!

My holiday drop-in calendar is full. There are no more open dates. Care for a cheese ball?

Dan Fogelburp - Dead at 56



We had his song "Longer" played at our wedding.

Loved "Leader of the Band" and "Another Old Lang Syne" too. It was cancer that took his life.

Remember on the comic strip "Bloom County" when our favorite penguin Opus began dating a blonde bombshell. She tells him that Opus reminds her of Dan Fogelberg. Opus says "Who's Dan Fogelburp?" I've called him that since the day I read that strip. Please see the correction on this strip description in the comments

Here's the story.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

A great neighbor and better friend



I want to write a few lines about my buddy Tom. Tom and his wife Lisa moved here to South Carolina several years ago and began attending church with us. Later, he moved two doors down from me and to be honest, Robin and I couldn't ask for a better neighbor or friend. Let's see...here's a small list of what Tom has done for me....

1. He let's me borrow stuff. Ladders, drills, battery chargers, etc. I am the proverbial tool borrower and I am thinking of re-gifting some of the tools that I have borrowed from him in the past and giving them to him for Christmas this year.

2. He makes me laugh. Really. Tom and Lisa are both funny people. They have stories that will double you over with laughter.

3. He inspires me. Tom is a great teacher. His knowledge of the Bible is astounding. He has forgotten more stuff than I will probably ever learn and he has a library in his basement that would impress most scholarly types.

4. He helps me. Last weekend, without invitation, Tom brought down his riding mower and gas leaf blower and helped Robin and I blow off all the leaves out of the yard and off the green and tee boxes. He has done these types of things for me before on many occasions (very unselfishly). He also was a major help when we installed the chipping/putting green as you can see in the picture above. OH...snap...and Tom was our first hole in one from the 42 yard front tee box. I have the pictures to prove it!

Anyway, I say all that to say that Robin and I were down at Tom & Lisa's tonight to watch the Survivor finale and to eat some Pizza. I finally told him about this blog and I knew he would probably be checking in tonight or tomorrow. So...thanks Tom for all you do buddy. I appreciate it and count myself blessed to have great friends like you in my life. I hope you and Lisa have a great trip to Texas for Christmas and if you want that toaster, you had better get me some name suggestions pretty quickly!

Until next time...

Ace reviews the L.A. Van Halen Concert!


MY CRADLE IS ROCKING!

This was the blackberry message I received from my friend Craig Titley (Ace to you and me) on Friday night. He promised that a full review would come by email on Saturday and, sure enough, he was right on schedule. Here is his review....

Ow, my ears!

Last night at the Staples Center in downtown L.A., the brothers + son/nephew Van Halen along with their old school Pasadena neighborhood chum Diamond Dave put on great, energetic show with lots of Diamond Dave and Eddie hugs, plus lots of fatherly ruffling of the hair between Eddie and Wolfgang (who did a great job impersonating Michael Anthony all night. Strange how 50 year olds Eddie and Dave had zero body fat and six pack abs but poor young Wolfgang looks like he swallowed Sammy Hagar). Eddie was shirtless all night, stayed center stage right in front of the drum kit, attached to his amps with an old school cord. He ventured out on occasion to jump around and do some trademark spilt kicks, but mostly concentrated on giving fans a tight clean sound. And they were tight. (Except for one moment when Dave forgot the lyrics during Pretty Woman -- who can blame him? -- but had some fun with his forgetfulness nevertheless.)

Dave was a master showman, and at the top of his game. And since his old game used to include being wasted and falling off the stage I would say he was actually miles above his game and a total pro. Although his vintage level 10 energy was dialed down a bit -- but only to 9 -- he proved why he is such an iconic front man. FYI: I counted 9 jumping kicks and 5 different colored top hats. Even though the stage had one of those U2 loops that allowed them to walk out into the crowd, Dave only did it twice (once for the duration of I'll Wait and a couple of quick trips out and back during solos to wave to the crowd; Wolfgang went out once; Eddie nada). I get the impression they were scared of it a little bit and not quite sure how to take advantage of it.

As for the set list, they left no stone unturned. In exactly 2 hours they played everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. And played it well. Dave's voice was, well, Dave's voice but every bit as good as it was way back when. Although with his short hair and big smile and Showbiz moves he reminded me a little of Steve Martin (wish I hadn't just watched "The Jerk" two days ago because it really struck me how similar the two look now).

The show began with the band launching into "You Really Got Me" and then they just firing songs at you relentlessly with no lag in energy or skill. It was like being hit with a mack truck of sound and classics. Dave announced right after "I'm the One" that they were giving a "Van Halen History Tour" tonight and, for the most part, that was what the show was. They started with tunes from the first album, moved onto VH2, Women and Children, etc, saving a few key tracks from each for the final lap. The crowd was on its feet for the entire 2 hour show and sang along to almost everything. For the most part the crowd looked like the folks you'd see at your twenty year class reunion. Most of them dressed age-appropriate, but a few tried pathetically to squeeze into some old tight jeans and wore unlaced high-top Nikes and head bands. However, It was inspiring to see so many people bringing their kids to get their first taste of Eddie and the boys. Talk about a history lesson! And a guitar lesson -- when Eddie played his solo, every camera was focused in so that the entire stadium could watch a close-up of his fast-moving fingers on the giant screen behind the stage. His secret: he's just freakin' good, even with his wrinkly old man hands and stubby fingers (okay, so close-up isn't always flattering).

At the end of the evening, a great time was had by all -- fans and the band. They genuinely seemed to be having the time of their lives. I think the Eddie/Dave hugs were real.
(They only person in the entire sold out crowd who didn't look happy was an old dude with frizzy Sammy Hagar hair and, yes, red leather pants. Perhaps he didn't get the memo that this was Diamond Dave's tour with the boys.)


Here's the set list --
01. You Really Got Me (from Van Halen, 1978)
02. I'm the One (from Van Halen, 1978)
03. Runnin' With the Devil (from Van Halen, 1978)
04. Romeo Delight (from Women and Children First, 1980)
05. Somebody Get Me a Doctor (from Van Halen II, 1979)
06. Beautiful Girls (from Van Halen II, 1979)
07. Dance the Night Away (from Van Halen II, 1979)
08. Atomic Punk (from Van Halen, 1978)
09. Everybody Wants Some (from Women and Children First, 1980)
10. So This Is Love? (from Fair Warning, 1981)
11. Mean Street (from Fair Warning, 1981)
12. Pretty Woman (from Diver Down, 1982)
13. Drum Solo
14. Unchained (from Fair Warning, 1981)
15. I'll Wait (from 1984, 1984)
16. And the Cradle Will Rock (from Women and Children First, 1980)
17. Hot for Teacher (from 1984, 1984)
18. Little Dreamer (from Van Halen, 1978)
19. Little Guitars (from Diver Down, 1982)
20. Jamie's Cryin' (from Van Halen, 1978)
21. Ice Cream Man (from Van Halen, 1978)
22. Panama (from 1984, 1984)
23. Guitar Solo (incl. "Women in Love" intro, "Cathedral", "Eruption")
24. Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love (from Van Halen, 1978)

Encore
25. 1984 (from 1984, 1984)
26. Jump (from 1984, 1984)

Paul's Note -

Craig holds a special place in my list of really great people. You should know that he ran my bike up the flagpole of the Mattoon Junior High School when I was in the 7th grade and now he is the Godfather of my 18 year old son. We were rock and roll bandmates, movie buffs and always dreamed about becoming famous. Now Craig is a famous Hollywood screeenwriter. He is incredibly creative, works diligently and has positioned himself splendidly for further success in his field. He also married a great woman which might possibly be the smartest move he's ever made.

Thanks my friend!

This American Life



In the midst of the hustle and bustle of my busy weekend, I had a chance last night to tune into 90.1FM on my radio in the truck. I had the local NPR station on which is tradition for me on Saturdays. Mainly it's because I like "Click & Clack - The Tappet Brothers" on that Car Talk program that always comes on around 10am on Saturdays. If I am out, which I usually seem to be, I like to listen to them field calls and guffaw in their Boston-ese accents. Understand that I don't buy into all the political fluff that powers the undercurrent of PRI or NPR or Foxnews for that matter. I do have a brain and it has certain filters built in that flash "ALERT - BLATANT POLTICAL UNDERTONES" at certain times. I miss the days when you could watch (or listen) to a news broadcast without having ANY FREAKING IDEA what political party the newscaster or his/her organization were affiliated with. And for those of you who think that Fox invented this...I beg to differ.

ANYWAY...(sorry, off on a tangent there)....so I was listening last night while driving to one of our many scheduled Christmas drop-ins and the program "This American Life" came on and it was well written and very interesting. The topic this week was "The Middle of Nowhere" which profiled a large spot in the most remote part of the Pacific Ocean which is somehow accumlating trash from the United States. Taco Bell wrappers, Wal-Mart bags, tires, stretched for 10 miles...as far as the eye could see. Amazing. Then he profiled Nauru, a remote island in the Pacific that has been the epi-center for some amazing/disturbing events, but that no one has heard of. I recommend giving it a listen if you get the chance.

Thanks and have a fantastic Sunday!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

What makes a frenchmen scream like a baby?



Try taking a gate to the groin going 70 mph. Take it like a man baby. I enjoyed this way too much for some reason.

Saturday night

It's been a stay inside day today as cold rain has finally ended our sunny streak. We have been working in the basement straightening, organizing and getting ready for company. I want to write a bit tonight but need to run pick my daughter up from work. She has her drivers permit and I will be glad when it becomes a drivers license. I saw that a major snow trough is busting through the midwest again. I hope you all stay safe and warm.

Until next time...

The new trendy breakfast for 2008



I may vote for Bill the Cat again. Accckkkkkktthhhhppppttt!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Welcome!


We have been receiving a large number of new visitors in recent weeks. Thanks for all of you checking in. I would try to summarize our little blog but that would be difficult. This started as a site for all the time-honored radio veterans from Central Illinois. We have expanded somewhat and hope to continue to bring you a cutting edge, informative, innovative, entertaining, toaster filled blog that you can depend on.

BTW...we have a few more days left in the "Name this stupid Blog" contest. Send me a comment with your suggestion and if I pick your name, I will mail you a two-slice toaster at my expense. What a perfect Christmas gift!

Thanks again for reading and for all the positive feedback.

~PC