Our intramural team is better than this New York Knick

1. Zach Randolph, a (nearly) seven-footer, receives the ball outside of the three-point line.

2. He attempts to break down his defender by dribbling the ball, sort of like Isiah Thomas circa 1989...

3. He totally loses the rock like somebody abusing the freestyle control on NBA Live and has to run almost out to halfcourt to retrieve it.

4. Then, instead of passing the ball to a teammate, he runs it to the arc and launches an airball...with 7 seconds left on the shot clock!

Finish with the disgusted look on Isaiah Thomas' face and you have maybe the worst possession ever.