1. I wish I lived in Alabama so my state was at the top of the dropdown menu. No other reason.
2. Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
3. Why is it when you fix a house it's called landscaping, but when you house a fix it's land callscaping?
4. Modernized Classics
- The selected Gmails of Mark Twain
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Fireside Podcast
- annefrank.blogspot.com
5. Fat person oxymoron - Extra Bacon
6. Unwittingly Acurate Reactions to Unfortunate News
- "You're schizophrenic? that's insane!"
- "You have OCD? That's so neat!"
- "You got a vasectomy? That's nuts!"
7. My Grandfather always told me dime is money. He was full of obvious advice.
8. Tastier Foods Served at the Last Supper that I Would Happily Receive at Sunday Mass, Had Christ Chosen to Turn Them Into His Body Instead of Bread
- Roasted lamb
- Pomegranate
- Fried fish
- Grapes
- Double Stuf Oreos
9. With great power comes great rice pilaf - Uncle Ben
10. There's no use crying over spilled milk unless your tears are chocolate syrup.
All of these come from the braintrust at One Hundred and Five Percent located at college humor dot com. They are some witty individuals.
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1 comments:
South Carolina is pretty easy on the drop down menu as well, it's the first S state, unless the Canadian Provinces are listed, then Saskatchewan gets in there first and messes up the routine.
And commenting here has made realize that I can type my name with just my left hand while keeping the right hand on the mouse to navigate - pretty cool.
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