Paul's Funky Caption Contest Finalists - Week 2

Being as we have SO many great entries this week and my executive board are all off globetrotting, I am opening up the contest to the grand process known as DE VOTE.

I have narrowed down our field to these finalists. Please select your favorite and we will name a winner later today.



1. "Say soldier, are those Manolos? They're fierce!"

2. "Well--if you wore the pantyhose underneath like I told you, these boots would just slip right off!"

3. "So how does this work? I raise your leg and insert the quarter where?"

4. "Vladimir: Dude, you had a dozen roses stuffed up there!?!? Krotchky: Read the card, Vlady! Read the card!"

5. "STOP Friedrek, Do NOT crush these tiny people with your iron leg!"

6. "Mikhail, You are very limber. Do you have date for Kremlin ball?"

7. "Ok..ok...k.k.k.k. Hold on!! Chuck Norris book instruction, Step #21 say "While holding bad guy's belt kick high towards neck and shout 'Say hello to my little friend". Then Whop-Pow!!"

8. "See I told you mine were bigger than yours"