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I can't help it. We ate at the new Russian Mexican restaurant last night and my stomach is in knots.
Them's Nice Boots Karl.
Extra Duty: Dog Crap on Boots
Say soldier, are those Manolos? They're fierce!
Yes, Commrade. You were successful in getting the dog poo off the heel of your boot...Now, please remove your hands from my belt!
Lisa
The boot. Let me show you it.
Military Dude 1: Thanks for helping me stretch man.
Military Dude 2: No problem, we can't wait to see the new off-Broadway production of Swan Lake: Russian Style!
"Uuumm...No..no-no....Soldier, you didn't have a blow out...you appear to have a slow leak....."
I hold ze belt you hold ze boot.
So nice.
Vladimir says groin stretching will once again make us a superpower.
Chiropractor schmiropractor.....I'll work that out for you!
"Uuuhh..Nair is for short, shorts....not for Russians."
Ah yes.
When I align your boot heel with the corner of the Kremlin roof your toe points to U.S. spy satellite.
Hold still.
annette said geoff said...this is much easier in my tu-tu
My leg got stuck in this position when I was practicing my ballet last night.....Help me....Help me please
Well--if you wore the pantyhose underneath like I told you, these boots would just slip right off!
Great googly moogly Nicholi.
What did you have for lunch? Eggs? Raw Cabbage? Nuclear Waste?
And one and two and three...feel the burn!
See I told you mine were bigger than yours
Vladimir and Krotchky practicing high kicks for the upcoming try outs for the Russian version of "The Rockettes", called: "The Soviets" ......
Vladimir to Krotchky: "I don't think it's anything a little penicillin couldn't clear up".......
Ok..ok...k.k.k.k. Hold on!! Chuck Norris book instruction, Step #21 say "While holding bad guy's belt kick high towards neck and shout 'Say hello to my little friend". Then Whop-Pow!!
Great American peace officer and Supreme Cammander of new Russian Army, Barney Fife, says that a great soilder is known by the shine on the heal of his boots. You, my friend, are no Barney Fife.
Do you see that? I told you mom liked me best!
Hello? Chief? ... Agent 36 here ...
No Vladamir that is not a tick on your leg.
So how does this work? I raise your leg and insert the quarter where?
Vladimir: Dude, you had a dozen roses stuffed up there!?!?
Krotchky: Read the card, Vlady! Read the card!
Hold leg here Comrade, I vill use as site for new missile launch. I think I see mother-in-law's house from here!
Yes Dmitry, this is so much easier now that I am wearing my stretchy pants!
Mikhail, You are very limber. Do you have date for Kremlin ball?
STOP Friedrek,
Do NOT crush these tiny people with your iron leg!
I have a leg up on everybody!
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