My good friend "The Swell Guy" had an excellent post yesterday that will serve as inspiration for today's fabulous Paul's Funky Caption Contest. His post linked to a list of some of the worst album covers of all time. This gem of a cover by the artist known as Cody Matherson was the first picture in the gallery and so your task for this week's contest is to either give me a song title or lyrics that might appear on this hit album, "Can I Borrow a Feelin'?"
After shipping out a box of Rice-A-Roni for last week's winner, this week's contest will feature another prize from my 1970's classic game show vault.
Good luck and remember to leave me a real or fake name on your anonymous comments so I can track all the entries. We will allow three per customer the same as last week. No wagering. Void where prohibited. Godspeed.
Good luck and remember to leave me a real or fake name on your anonymous comments so I can track all the entries. We will allow three per customer the same as last week. No wagering. Void where prohibited. Godspeed.
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Flatulence is in my Pants
Unfortunately most of the best titles will involve the word "preditor".
"I'm too sexy for my tank top"
"Ev'rybody loves their cousin sometime"
"He's in love with the boy"
There it is. My first entries in a P.F.C.C.
His number one single...
My Lazy Eye
"Why won't you look me in the eye?"
"Home perms are heaven sent"
"Thank god for little boys" (he looks like a total pedo to me!)
"Get out of my dreams, get into my gremlin"
You, Me, and My Scooter
Pinball Heaven
Groping In the Street
Can I Cop a Feel
Muskrat Lovin'
Wait and See, My AMC
Get out of my dreams, get into my Gremlin just made me shoot milk out of my nose onto my Lucky Charms....no lie.
This feelin' makes me a felon
Here's Cody Matherson with his summer smash...
"In front of Grandma's house"
I'm hot 'cause I'm pastel
Featuring the smash hits "Check Out My Wifebeater" and "Let's Go to The Gunshow". Also includes the Billboard #196 chart topping duet with Michael Bolton "When a Man Loves an Inmate"
I've got eyes for you... and you... and you...
or
I've got eye for you... and you... and you...
Someone get this caterpillar off my lip!
How can I top Get out of my Dreams and Into My Gremlin, and When A Man Loves and Inmate ... I am deferring to greatness .. maybe next week ...
Cody's number 201 hit on the Country Charts...."When you see the wide load sign your house ain't far behind"
Featuring...She went from single to double wide.
"Dude, you need to borrow a heck of a lot more than a feeling!"
From Dabbles
My eye adores you.....
"Wiener, wiener, chicken digger!!"
From Dabbles
With the hit singles ...
Lovin Mr Johnson
Penile Colony Lacky
and Dressin Like Mommy
"He Ain't Heavey (He's My Turtle-Head)"
I Like Broccoli
"Spent my dollar.....parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moon light.........lucky as a seven, livin' in heaven......... my Dixieland Delight".....
"Make Meth...not War"!
"Doublewides aren't for high rollers anymore"
"Care for some gopher"?
"My Girlfriend.......Bill"
"You're hotter than a burnin' stump"
I have neglected work putting thought into this contest today.
My boss would like a word with you.
Featuring the new hit single from Cody Matherson...
Wal-Mart Parking Lot Lovin'
"Sleeveless T-Shirts aren't just for "morans"......Heeeere's your sign"!
"put your one eye in...put your one eye out.....put your one eye in and you shake it all about....."
Marni
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