Please leave a comment with your best caption for the following photo
As always, please leave at least a first name on otherwise anonymous comments. Make one up if necessary. We will narrow it down to a small field of finalists and then our executive board of really funny people will determine the best one and it will be plastered all over the interwebs with your funny original caption.
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Here's a list of our previous winners and their fabulous prizes.
Week 1 - Tom - pride of knowing he won the first caption contest
Week 2 - Deedles/Dawg (Tie) - Rice a Roni
Week 3 - Mandy - Turtle Wax
Week 4 - Kimberly - 1978 AMC Pacer
Week 5 - LurkyLivvyLoverKY - A bottle of Prell
Week 6 - Steve - Cheez Whiz
Week 7 - Doug/Mandy (Tie) - 1977 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon
Week 8 - Heather - Sixlets
Week 9 - LurkyLivvyLoverKY - Sushi on Wheels (Fatty Tuna)
Week 10 - Lisa B - 1974 AMC Gremlin
Week 11 - Doug - Carolina BBQ Sauce
Week 12 - Dawg - Poli-grip
Week 13 - Mandy - Preparation H
Week 14 - Andi - Paul's Funky Book
Week 15 - Narbs - Pez
Week 16 - Lou - Absorbine Jr.
Week 17 - Doug/LurkyLivvyLoverKY (Tie) - Purple Sharpie
Week 18 - Tolstoy - Fake Dog Poo
Week 19 - The Swell Guy - Whoopee Cushion
Week 20 - Tom - Sushi on Wheels (Plain Tuna)
Week 21 - The Donald - Fun Dip
Week 22 - JB - Fake Vomit
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Once again, Tom and Dawg have a chance to join Mandy, Doug & LurkingLivvyLoverKY in the P.W.O.F.S.F.C. Hall of Fame.
Your prize this week - A random souvenir from Paul's road trip this weekend to Miami/South Beach. This may come from the Big Blue Monster golf course at Doral (tee time on Saturday), the Dolphins-Patriots game on Sunday afternoon or a Stucky's along I-95 just depending on what kind of mood I'm in and what strikes me as prize worthy.
It will be fun...I promise.
Good luck and LET THE CAPTIONS COMMENCE!
24 comments:
Fail: Frogger - The Movie
Mr. Toad's Wild Lilly Pad Skip
"And now ladies and gentleman, to my left we have the one and only amazing Duck Man".
Yvonne :)
The next best thing to "dwarf tossing." It's MIDGET SKIPPING!
This is what happens when you mix methamphetamines and scuba diving.
SHARK! SHARK! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRK!
Litle girl on bus with mom: "Mommy, is that Jesus walking on the water?"
Mom:"No sweety, that's your Uncle Horace runnin' from the law again."
--Tom
Man on Bus: Who is that?
Woman: That's just Sparky McGill, escaped again from the local mental hospital.
--Tom
It's a duck! It's a boat! Nooooo...it's Scuba Man!!
SKIPPERRRRRRRRR!
Due to repeated technical problems and budget constraints, the Jaws ride at Universal Studios - Moscow has recently had to resort to using real sharks.
-- The Donald
Testimonial:
"Wii Frogger is surprisingly life like"!!!
Bus passenger to Bus driver: Hey, Driver! This bus is so slow... we just got passed by a big purple frog!
--Tom
Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I WAS RUNNING!!!!
RUN FORREST!!! RUN!!!!!!
My momma always said you can tell a lot about a person by their fins, where they go, where they've been. I've worn lots of fins, I bet if I think about it real hard I can remember my first pair of fins.
This is President Obama's plan on reducing our dependancy on oil!!!
CHIP
There is nothing to fear, Aqua Man is here!!!
Faster than the speed of light (about 186,000 miles per second)
Purple guy is here!
and now he is gone...
and now he came back!
and now her is gone...again
and now he came back!
and now he is gone...
and now he is - OH JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
John 6:19 - So when they had rowed about five and twenty or thirty furlongs, they see Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing nigh unto the ship: and they were afraid.
Not quite as I imagined but now I know why they were afraid.
Local septic tank inspector, Yakov Smelilotsky, was certain his wife, Olympic power lifter Olga "Iron Thighs" Beluga, would never find out about his affair with his neighbor Nadia.
He was mistaken.
-- The Donald
Local school children catch a glimpse of Michael Phelps as he secretly trains for the soon to be announced, new olympic event, the aquathon. He is wearing the lastest experimental land and sea gear developed by NIKE and is obviously "Just doing it"!
Bob was a really.... imaginative boy. His parents always claimed he would grow into a serious young man..... they where very wrong!
His favorite peanut butter? SKIPPY!
Aqua Man gives us his best impersonation of Keanu Reeves in Speed 4,while saving a frightened group of tourists from what appears to be a land shark.
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