Friday, February 29, 2008

HDR Photography

Have you heard about this?

In computer graphics and photography, high dynamic range imaging (HDRI) is a set of techniques that allows a greater dynamic range of exposures (the range of values between light and dark areas) than normal digital imaging techniques. The intention of HDRI is to accurately represent the wide range of intensity levels found in real scenes ranging from direct sunlight to shadows.

Here is an excellent explanation done by a photography guy on youtube.

The effect is supposed to similar to how you view things naturally with the human eye. Judge for yourself with the following HDR images.















Funky 3-D Illusion Desktop Image


This 3D image when set as your computer desktop background will cause strange things to happen especially on Leapday. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Clicky clicky for biggie size...

Friday February 29th




2008 is a leap year, with 366 days instead of the usual 365 days. Why?

It was the ancient Egyptians who first figured out that the solar year and the man-made calendar year didn't always match up.

That's because it actually takes the Earth a little longer than a year to travel around the Sun — 365 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes, and 46 seconds, to be exact.

Therefore, as the hours accumulated over the centures, an extra day was occasionally added to the calendar, and over time the practice became more or less official.

It was the Romans who first designated February 29 as leap day. Later, a more precise formula (still in use today) was adopted in the 16th century when the Gregorian calendar fine-tuned the calculations to include a leap day in years only divisible by four, i.e., 2008, 2012.

Another stipulation ruled that no year divisible by 100 would have a leap year, except if it was divisible by 400. Thus, 1900 was not a leap year ... but 2000 was! Go figure.

Thankfully, all this intricate plotting will continue to keep us in tune with the seasons over the next several thousand years.
For more information on this famous day click here

One more thing. I think it would be a good idea to just randomly leap frog someone today. Don't let them know it until you've cleared their heads with your flying crotch. They will think it's hilarious and then you both can do a leap day high five. Yep. Good idea.

Thursday, February 28, 2008


Kenya's Rival Parties Sign Deal


(Opposition candidate Raila Odinga and Kofi Anann meet in Nairobi, Kenya)

NAIROBI — Kenya's president and the opposition leader signed a power-sharing deal Thursday to bring the country back from the depths of violence and ethnic hatred that followed the disputed presidential election two months ago.

After weeks of frustrating negotiations, President Mwai Kibaki and his rival Raila Odinga gave terse smiles for the cameras and shook hands as onlookers applauded enthusiastically.
Under the agreement, the opposition leader will become prime minister and have the power to "coordinate and supervise" the government — more authority than Kibaki wanted to yield.
Odinga referred to Kibaki as "my countryman, President Mwai Kibaki," an important sign of acceptance from a man who has said Kibaki's re-election in the Dec. 27 vote was a sham.
"For the last two months, Kenyans have known nothing but sadness," Odinga said.
Kibaki added: "This process has reminded us that as a nation there are more issues that unite than that divide us."

But in a reminder of the previous weeks' chaos, police fired tear gas to disperse dozens of people who were gathered outside Kibaki's office to witness the signing.
Both Kibaki and Odinga claim to have won the country's presidential election, which observers say was marred by rigging on both sides.

The dispute set off street violence that killed more than 1,000 people and eviscerated the East African country's economy. Postelection violence has largely subsided in recent weeks, but the country remains on edge.

Mediator Kofi Annan said earlier Thursday that "compromise was necessary for the survival of this country."

As prime minister, Odinga will have the power to "coordinate and supervise" government affairs, according to the deal. That is more authority than the government had wanted to give, but it still leaves open whether the prime minister will have executive authority that cannot be overruled by the president.

It was unclear when Odinga would take up the position. Kibaki said he is reconvening parliament next Thursday to begin work on the constitutional changes necessary to make the deal into law.

In western Kenya, scene of the some of the worst postelection violence, many people said it will take years to recover.

"The deal between Raila and Kibaki will help to cool down the situation but I doubt if it will enable us to get back to our homes," said Paul Waweru, 56, among 19,000 people living in a camp in Eldoret.

Samson Kiplagat, a trader in the western town of Kericho, said Odinga had sold out.
"Raila has betrayed us for settling for a lesser position than that of the presidency," he said.
But residents in Nairobi's Kibera slum celebrated what they saw as a chance for peace.
"The general mood among people is that of happiness," said Nelson Ochieng, whose barbershop was destroyed during the postelection violence. "We are tired of the political crisis. I was a barber but my shop was burnt. Now I'm jobless and the end of this crisis means that I can rebuild my business."

The conflict has tarnished the reputation of this once-stable and prosperous country, bringing sharp rebuke from exasperated Western powers. Diplomats from the U.S. and around Africa have jetted in to Kenya to urge progress, many of the exasperated by the talks' glacial pace.
The State Department welcomed Thursday's announcement but said work remains to ensure long-term success.

"We want to see this agreement implemented and much will depend on its implementation," said Tom Casey, a State Department spokesman. "We will be watching very carefully to see how this progresses."

"We appreciate the goodwill shown" by Kibaki and Odinga in reaching the agreement and calling on their followers to cooperate, Casey added.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown also applauded the deal but said "the hard work must continue. Kenyans need help to resettle and rebuild. Real leadership, patience and tolerance is necessary to ensure that the agreement sticks."

U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called the agreement "a breakthrough" that "gives hope to the people of Kenya for a return to democratic stability in their country," U.N. spokeswoman Michele Montas said at U.N. headquarters in New York.
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Associated Press writers Elizabeth A. Kennedy, Heidi Vogt and Tom Odula contributed to this report.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

This is truly remarkable

If you can spare ten minutes of your life, watch this video. This man has pancreatic cancer and has been given months to live. He calls this "The Last Lecture" and it is gripping. We all can learn a valuable lesson from his story.

Courtside at 4:53pm

Our two university teams host tough conference rivals tonight and I am courtside ready to do the public address announcing...41 minutes from the first tip-off. Our girls team is in the hunt for the conference championship so tonight is a must win situation.

Our Sports Information Director came up to me just a few minutes ago and asked me about the blog. He said "What's it for?" I really had to think about that one. How would you have answered him?

Anyway, I hope you all had a fantastic Wednesday. The wind is howling in South Carolina today with temps in the upper 40's. It's ch ch chilly.

I just started Genesis' Abacab which will give me 7 minutes to get to the concession stand (comp) and the restroom prior to tip-off so I am off like a dirty shirt. BTW...it's free taco night from Taco Bell! If our team scores 80 points or more, everyone in attendance gets a free taco. Woohoo!

I will keep you posted.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Our intramural team is better than this New York Knick

1. Zach Randolph, a (nearly) seven-footer, receives the ball outside of the three-point line.

2. He attempts to break down his defender by dribbling the ball, sort of like Isiah Thomas circa 1989...

3. He totally loses the rock like somebody abusing the freestyle control on NBA Live and has to run almost out to halfcourt to retrieve it.

4. Then, instead of passing the ball to a teammate, he runs it to the arc and launches an airball...with 7 seconds left on the shot clock!

Finish with the disgusted look on Isaiah Thomas' face and you have maybe the worst possession ever.

Paul's Blogger Board Meeting


Thanks for being here. Please have a seat.

I try to remind you constantly that I have no idea what I'm doing in regards to being a bonafide blogger. Trying to find the right funky posts has been interesting and I feel like we are getting close to where we need to be. Our goal is to neither underwhelm or overwhelm you with information. I am being solicited now by advertisers willing to negotiate on pricing for display ads. That is pretty cool. It is possible to do this and make a little extra money!

One of my essential tools that I use in determining all this is the Google Analytics program. Since signing up with them (free) on December 7th, I have been able to track such things as site traffic, page views, locations of those visiting, search words, etc. If you are a blogger, I highly recommend using this very handy snapshot of who your audience is. One of my favorite features is the "Map Overlay" which shows me the locations of those around the world that have visited. I also like to see the bizarre search terms that bring people to the site. You would crack up at some of them.

Here's a brief snapshot of P.W.O.F.S. since the first of the year based on my Google Analytics stats...

Site Visits: 10,246
Page Views: 16,392 (This is an important number)
Avg. Pages Per Visit: 1.64
Avg. Time on Site: 3:34
Countries Visited: 83
U.S. States/Territories Visited: 52
U.S. Cities Visited: 2,062
Most popular entry: http://www.paulsfunkystuff.com/2008/01/300-mbytes-for-under-20000-check-out.html (Visited 6,602 times)

Last but not least is the search terms that bring people here...I leave you with a list of my favorites....

Paul's Funky World (Most Popular - This search puts me #1 on Google)
Dan Fogleburp
James Jamerson Funk Machine
Funky Dummies
WLBH (First ever blog post here)
White Man Afro

Pictures of Paul's Funky Stuff (This one concerns me)
Armpit Hair Journey
Breaking Wind Airport
Ace Band Paul Carrot
WLS Landecker Winston
Arab Street Hookers (Again...I am not sure why this brought them here)
Big Jim Sports Camper
Boobs on the run (This referenced a teenage garage band....many variations of boob searches)
Butt Bread Bowl
Captain Kangaroo Toothbrush Tuna
Idiot Blogger

You see why I love to read these reports as often as possible!

Thanks for your participation in our annual P.W.O.F.S. board meeting. You are dismissed.

Simple Chronic Halitosis? Not this time...



"While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Const. Robinson told the court. Mr Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out"

Monday, February 25, 2008

Invisible


One of my hobbies from a very young age is hanging out at the local library. I have passed that love on to my children. On a recent trip with my daughter, I picked up a book called "Patterns" by author Mel Lawrenz. It is a book about choices, habits and disciplines.

I read this short section tonight. It is very thought provoking....

IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE

There is a story of a shepherd named Gyges who found a magic gold ring that had the power to make him invisible. He discovered its power quite by accident when he was sitting with some fellow shepherds and happened to twist the ring so that its bezel was on the inside of his hand. Twisting the ring back again, Gyges reappeared.

Then human nature took over. Gyges realized that with his power he could go anywhere and do anything, so he moved into the royal court, seduced the queen, attacked and murdered the king, and took over the throne.

When Plato the Greek philosopher wrote of this fable in The Republic, he was making a simple point: we would quickly discover the true character of a person if that person had the power to be invisible. We find out what kind of people we are, in other words, by noticing how we behave when no one else can see us.

The word character originates from a word for a stamp that leaves an imprint, like a die used to make coins. Your character is the very shape of your inner life (your thoughts, motives, values, impulses, responses), which is revealed in the shape of your outer life (your actions, behaviors, speech, relationships). And then this sobering thought: the shape of your character may be stamped on someone else's character, for good or for ill.

Your character is never defined by one or two significant righteous deeds or by one or two failings. The pattern of your life constitutes your character, the shape or the imprint of your life.

So...I pose two questions for everyone tonight...

1. What is the shape of your life?
2. Who's life is your character being stamped upon?

It's something for all of us to think about.

Happy Monday Funky People!

Have a great week!


Wait. What?


I'm afraid the flash is going to be unpleasant.





Sunday, February 24, 2008

Deceased Actor Abe Vigoda turned 87 today


Happy Birthday! Yes. He's still alive.

In 1982, People magazine erroneously declared him dead. Vigoda took the error with good humor, posing for a photograph showing him sitting up in a coffin, holding the magazine in question. This rumor was nearly started again in 1987 when a reporter for Secaucus, New Jersey television station WWOR, Channel 9 erroneously referred to him as "the late Abe Vigoda".[citation needed] She corrected herself on the air the next day. His erroneous death has remained a running joke for Vigoda. For example, a Late Night with David Letterman skit showed Letterman trying to summon Vigoda's ghost. Vigoda then walked in and declared, "I'm not dead, you idiot!" In 2002, Greg Galcik recorded a gothic rock song "Abe Vigoda's Dead", a parody of "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus. A November 2006 Conan O'Brien sketch showed an audience member summoning the dead. The "deceased person" turned out to be Vigoda. Additionally, the Web site at abevigoda.com, run by an outside party, has as its sole purpose a status announcement of whether the actor is alive or dead.

P.W.O.F.S. Oscar Predictions


As of 7:35pm est...may I have the envelope please with Paul's predictions....

Best Actor in a Leading Role - Daniel Day Lewis (There Will Be Blood) This is a no-brainer.

Best Actor in a Supporting Role - Javier Bardem (No Country For Old Men) He should win if for no other reason than the haircut that Joel & Ethan gave him.

Actress in a Leading Role - Ellen Page (Juno) Oscar seems to like the newcomers in this category....I had originally picked Cate Blanchett.

Actress in a Supporting Role - Saoirse Ronan (Atonement) I haven't seen this movie yet but there is much chatter about her performance in this movie.

Best Director - The Coen Brothers (No Country For Old Men). I feel pretty good about this pick. The brothers collected the award at the Guild awards which is an Oscar indicator.

Best Picture - Michael Clayton Although "No Country" or "There Will Be Blood" may be the more obvious choices, watch for Oscar to reward this smart paced thriller. I loved MC...it was a great movie and I believe Clooney and company may be rewarded for their effort.
I will let you know how we fare compared to actual results. No wagering please.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

I have finally hired a full time secretary


Her name is Sandy and I am long overdue on hiring her.

Sandy is actually the website known as http://iwantsandy.com/home which I originally was suspicious of due to the name. She will keep you organized with appointments, calendar dates, phone calls, birthdays and other important tasks and she works for very low wages. Sign-up was free and only took a few minutes.

Sabado Gigante!


It's not often that one can say they've had the perfect day but Robin & I got pretty close with this one.

For the first time in months we had a completely lazy and selfish Saturday spending most of the morning in bed catching up on conversation, emails, and knocking out a power point presentation for one of her classes. After a light brunch, I spent some time catching up on a little reading and then watched Tiger Woods in the Accenture World Golf event on NBC. He is pretty good and I believe he may have a promising career.

Then this evening, we got together with an excellent couple that we met recently at church for dinner and conversation. We thoroughly enjoyed our evening and look forward to getting to know them better.

Now....it's 10:36pm and I am back in the sack with the laptop fired up...ready for church in the morning and maybe a little yard golf tomorrow afternoon depending on the weather.

It doesn't get much better than this....

Happy Birthday Boom


An old friend turned 40 yesterday.
I was going to make the road trip back home to be a part of the festivities but the timing didn't work out. This is the really sucky part about living 12 hours and 5 states away from my hometown.
According to reliable sources, it was quite a gathering.
I still don't understand how my peers are turning 40 and I am still in my late 20's? It doesn't make sense.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Stuff for your weekend


They were just asking for something like this!


Remember Q-Bert? I could never stop before diving off the edge.


Ouch. This reminds me of one of our intramural games.


Beautiful shot from Kenya.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Fancy Pants


I am not much of a gamer anymore. There just isn't that much free time left in my schedule. I used to be able to hang with the best of them. Defender, Frogger, Mario, Vectorman, Prince of Persia...how many years ago was that anyway???? Well...the new Fancy Pants flash game is outstanding. It is fun to play and will make you laugh too. It may take a few attempts to get the timing and jumps down. Then you will be on your way! Have fun and call me when you're ready for a head to head tournament.

Kenya expects political deal by Friday


By TOM MALITI – 1 hour ago
NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) — A political deal to end Kenya's deadly postelection crisis is expected by Friday, with the two sides having largely agreed on a new government structure, including a prime minister's post, officials said Thursday.

The prime minister's post is a major demand of the opposition, which accuses President Mwai Kibaki of stealing the Dec. 27 election. The agreement could mark a breakthrough in a political crisis that has unleashed weeks of violence leaving more than 1,000 people dead.

The election, which foreign and local observers say was rigged, returned Kibaki to power for a second five-year term after opposition leader Raila Odinga's lead evaporated overnight. The controversy has stirred up grievances over land and poverty that have bedeviled Kenya since independence in 1963.

Mutula Kilonzo, a top government negotiator, told The Associated Press on Thursday that "we have more or less agreed on a non-executive prime minister but with some substantial meaningful responsibilities."

He said there were several other elements of a power-sharing deal to be resolved, but he could not give details.

According to a statement from former U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan's office, the two sides "outlined a joint proposal, that had been largely agreed, on the governance structure."
"I am beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel," Annan, who is mediating the talks, said in the statement.

Kenya's opposition on Wednesday had threatened mass protests unless serious work to put power-sharing into the constitution starts within a week — the latest sign the country remains delicately balanced on the edge of violence despite weeks of peace talks.

Much of the bloodshed has pitted other ethnic groups against Kibaki's Kikuyu tribe, long resented for dominating politics and the economy.

Meanwhile, a think tank said Thursday that armed groups on opposite sides of the political and ethnic strife are mobilizing for new attacks and serious violence could erupt again if peace talks fail.

"Calm has partly returned but the situation remains highly volatile," the Brussels-based International Crisis Group said in a report. "Armed groups are still mobilizing on both sides."
On Wednesday, a bus full of people was attacked by rioters protesting arrests by police for rents gone unpaid during attacks that have left whole neighborhoods torched and sent landlords fleeing.

One of the rioters said they targeted the bus because they assumed the driver would be a member of Kibaki's Kikuyu tribe. Police said no deaths were reported, though a street remained blocked through late Wednesday by the burned-out shell of the bus.

Paul's Note - This is important to me because of a recent invitation to return to Kenya July 11 through the 29th. I would have Robin with me for this trip.

Passing out with the Blue Angels


Okay. Listen. You have to watch this series of videos from Atlanta Journal-Constitution reporter Steve Beatty. As a lifetime chronic passer-outer, I took way too much pleasure watching him pass out three times during the heavy-G barrell rolls. It's worth your time...trust me.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Is there anything more fierce than...


The Hello Kitty Hound. I am sure his dog friends will disown him for this. He has no idea.


The other dangerous creature....the Mr. Moose dog.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Brand New Funkycast is comin' at you!


The 4th installment of Paul's Funkycast is recorded and ready for you. This week's funkycast tests the water with some new Funkyliners that I am experimenting with. We also feature three awesome music tracks from Steely Dan, Toby Mac and Peter Gabriel. I hope you find some inspiration in this one. Remember....I'm for you.

0 and 5

Our intramural basketball team was leading at halftime tonight. We had a pretty good second half but let the other team back into the game late and lost once again. They were bigger and faster than we were. They had better shooters than we did.

We will enter the tournament next Monday with no wins for the short season but it's been a blast anyway. I am no longer limping around after gamedays. I don't need the hot tub and ice either. The best part of the whole deal is getting to meet some of our fine college students. We've got some quality young men and women here and I am lucky to get to compete with them.

Tuesday's Best of the Web


I think this may be one of the most amazing pictures I've ever seen. Has there ever been a better collection of cheese and bad hair? I love the "fail" series found at sites like the fail blog.


The bacon scarf. Really. You know you want one.



Your fish wants this aquarium. It looks more like a gerbal playland.


The child's riding car made by ferarri. It comes with a leather steering wheel, racing bucket seat and 4 point safety harness. Yes Mr. Middle-Aged Man...you will get stuck in there and it will be embarassing.



This kid was born with the Apple computer symbol birthmark on his back. Tell me his future isn't financially secure. Someone will be calling soon.


Finally...I am really loving the creativity on the new bus advertisements. This one says "ready to quit?" Love it!
Have a great Tuesday!




Monday, February 18, 2008

Lost in Translation?

There are thousands of mis-translated items in the orient and the guys at www.engrish.com bring them to you on a daily basis. Here is a brief sampling...


Uh...that can't be good.


Why use insulated screwdrivers when you can be insulted instead. :-)

I would stay away from her.

You might want to stay a few steps behind the lady wearing these


Classic!

A good sign for a Monday


Sunday, February 17, 2008

Great Sunday






Wow...what an incredible day.
It all started this morning with a great service at church. Pastor David dedicated 7 babies and then we had about that many get baptized as well. The heater had gone out on the baptismal so the water was frigid and it was hard not to laugh at the baptism candidates trying not to freeze to death while being dunked. Props to PD for enduring the cold for that long. The church was PACKED to the gills and it was an excellent service.
Then...played yard golf this afternoon with Eric and Tom. We had a shoot-out with Eric firing off 3 birdies right out of the gate. Tom made some great shots as well. We played a round of match play and then stroke play. I was -3 for 9 holes for stroke play which ties our course record thus far. It was great fun and the weather was perfect.

To cap it off tonight, Robin and I had the chance to hang out with Eric & Heather. We went and had us some Waffle House....then returned to the homestead to play us some Riff (music trivia game). Those two were pretty tough competition and we all cracked up at some of our answers. Good times.
I had planned to write and record the new funkycast tonight...but will probably get it recorded tomorrow evening and release it on Tuesday to you...our viewing/listening audience. The other funkcasts have been heard (as of tonight)

Paul's Funkycast Number One (Released January 12th) - 331 Plays
Paul's Funkycast Number Two (Released January 21st) - 268 Plays
Paul's Funkycast Number Three (Released February 3rd) - 393 Plays

Friday, February 15, 2008

Shoot that puppy down



By now, you are probably aware of the potential disaster spy satellite scheduled to plumet back into the earth's atmosphere in early March. The Pentagon has made the decision to shoot down the dying hunk of metal described as the size of a large bus.

Here is the full story from the associated press..

WASHINGTON (AP) - Taking a page from Hollywood science fiction, the Pentagon said Thursday it will try to shoot down a dying, bus-size U.S. spy satellite loaded with toxic fuel on a collision course with the Earth.

The military hopes to smash the satellite as soon as next week—just before it enters Earth's atmosphere—with a single missile fired from a Navy cruiser in the northern Pacific Ocean.
The dramatic maneuver may well trigger international concerns, and U.S. officials have begun notifying other countries of the plan—stressing that it does not signal the start of a new American anti- satellite weapons program.

Military and administration officials said the satellite is carrying fuel called hydrazine that could injure or even kill people who are near it when it hits the ground. That reason alone, they said, persuaded President Bush to order the shoot-down.

"That is the only thing that breaks it out, that is worthy of taking extraordinary measures," said Gen. James Cartwright, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, during a Pentagon briefing.
He predicted a fairly high chance—as much as 80 percent—of hitting the satellite, which will be about 150 miles up when the shot is fired. The window of opportunity for taking the satellite down, Cartwright said, opens in three or four days and lasts for about seven or eight days.
"We'll take one shot and assess," he said. "This is the first time we've used a tactical missile to engage a spacecraft."

Deputy National Security Adviser James Jeffrey discounted comparisons to an anti-satellite test conducted by the Chinese last year that triggered criticism from the U.S. and other countries.
"This is all about trying to reduce the danger to human beings," Jeffrey said. "Specifically, there was enough of a risk for the president to be quite concerned about human life."

There might also be unstated military aims, some outside the administration suggested.
Similar spacecraft re-enter the atmosphere regularly and break up into pieces, said Ivan Oelrich, vice president for strategic security programs at the Federation of American Scientists. He said, "One could be forgiven for asking if this is just an excuse to test an anti- satellite weapon."
A key issue when China shot down its defunct weather satellite was that it created an enormous amount of space debris.

"All of the debris from this encounter, as carefully designed as it is, will be down at most within weeks, and most of it will be down within the first couple of orbits afterward," said Jeffrey. "There's an enormous difference to spacefaring nations in ... those two things."

He and others dismissed suggestions that this was simply an attempt by the U.S. to flex its muscles, and that officials were overstating the toxic fuel threat.

Left alone, the satellite would be expected to hit Earth during the first week of March. About half of the 5,000-pound spacecraft would be expected to survive its blazing descent through the atmosphere and would scatter debris over several hundred miles.

If the missile shot is successful, officials said, much of the debris would burn up as it fell. They said they could not estimate how much would make it through the atmosphere. They said the largest piece that would survive re-entry would be the spherical fuel tank, which is about 40 inches wide—assuming it is not hit directly by the missile.

The goal, however, is to hit the fuel tank in order to minimize the amount of fuel that returns to Earth, Cartwright said.

A Navy missile known as Standard Missile 3 would be fired at the spy satellite in an attempt to intercept it just before it re-enters Earth's atmosphere. It would be "next to impossible" to hit the satellite after that because of atmospheric disturbances, he said.

Known by its military designation US 193, the satellite was launched in December 2006. It lost power and its central computer failed almost immediately afterward, leaving it uncontrollable. It carried a sophisticated and secret imaging sensor.

A few tidbits to get you to the weekend

Being a blogger requires that one be on the lookout for funny, edgy, inspirational, witty, and generally interesting material on an almost continual basis. Luckily, I have help from you...the funky stuff readers. You send me emails....you drop me notes....you staple things to my front door. "Here Paul.....they will like this"

Trust me, I appreciate the help. With that said, here are a few interesting tidbits for your weekend.

This is a billboard for a disposable razor found in Europe. Very clever.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this quote about the newly opened Dollar Palace. Stay classy Deb.
My farty boxer Aruba only prays like this when I am eating.

Home theatre for one? This came from the desktop collection I posted earlier this week.



I think this is the S.S. Minnow shortly before "the tiny ship was tossed".


And finally, one last wish for love from yesterday.
Have a great weekend everyone.





We interrupt our regular programming for this special announcement...




Yes. It's our 300th post to Paul's World of Funky Stuff. This calls for celebration and lunch is on me today! Thanks for being part of the funky family!
Love ya, mean it...
~P


Thursday, February 14, 2008

In case any of you have the monkey butt


As a public service and thanks to my friend "The Swell Guy", I wanted to give this link out to anyone who may be suffering from that rare condition known as "the monkey butt". I honestly didn't know either about the condition or the treatment. Take comfort tonight America and the rest of the world. Your monkey butt condition will not last forever. THERE IS A CURE!

http://antimonkeybutt.com/

Highly Technical Internal Screen Cleaner


I love technology.

This one was sent to me by my friend Steve who is a technical wizard.

The program actually cleans and demagnetizes your monitor from the inside out. I found that my resolution and clarity was immediately improved. It's almost a high-def look without the high def. The load time was quick and painless too.
You don't have to pay me anything for this. It's free to all.

Here is the link

Happy Valentines Day


Nothing says "I love you" like a heart shaped monkey butt.

This is why Hallmark keeps calling me, but I have my priorities here on the funky site. I like it here with you people. You're a fun and slightly nutty bunch.

Remember...

Love never gives up.
Love cares more for others than for self.
Love doesn't want what it doesn't have.
Love doesn't strut,
Doesn't have a swelled head,
Doesn't force itself on others,
Isn't always "me first,"
Doesn't fly off the handle,
Doesn't keep score of the sins of others,
Doesn't revel when others grovel,
Takes pleasure in the flowering of truth,
Puts up with anything,
Trusts God always,
Always looks for the best,
Never looks back,
But keeps going to the end.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Thrift Store DJ


Look at them.
Pure bliss as they flounder on the orange shag carpet listening to their records.
The thrift store DJ promises us "the continuing search for Vinyl Castaways". I am listening to a rather snappy Bossa Nova tune while I type this and I have to say that this guy has struck gold with this site.
You must check it out.

It's Wednesday. Let's hit the beach!


What could be better than a nice, relaxing, leisurely trip to the nearest beach; just you and your significant other on a one way ticket to surf city? Right? Unless of course you are in China. Check out these amazing pictures of the massive amount of humanity all piled together on China Beach. Yikes!


"Okay Kim Su, you can play in the water as long as you want. When you're done, come find us. We'll be under the umbrella."


How many lifeguards might this require?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Do you want to be friends?

I read this tonight on Write to Done.

A well written blog is a beautiful thing to read. When I hit upon a blog with great writing, I can spend hours digging into the archives, learning, laughing, getting to know a writer.

Because a great blogwriter, in the end, is someone you want to be friends with. It’s someone interesting, someone who can tell a story and hold a great conversation and be fantastic company.

I would love to someday be known as a "blog with great writing". Currently we are known as a "blog with stories about giant crashed weenies". Dare to dream, right?

Why are we paying $3.15 at the gas pump?


It looks rather interesting doesn't it? A large tube-ish structure with tons of steel and concrete. The hotel in the background looks familiar. This is Dubai in the United Arab Emirates...I have a picture of Tiger Woods driving a golf ball off the rooftop heli-port of that hotel.


Almost finished. Surely this is part of the budding U.A.E. space program...right?


Wrong-O. Say it with me. We are paying over $3.00 per gallon so THEY CAN SKI IN THE DESERT!

GREAT computer desktop image collection!


Maybe it's because I have a closet artistic side that is longing to be released (I can't really even draw a straight line)? Maybe it's because I use my computer all day at work and then on the blog-o-rama? It really doesn't matter. Just check out the designs and pick you a few that you like and we will all be the better for it.
How's your Tuesday btw?



Geography Update


You know that I strive to keep you up to date on the number of visitors to P.W.O.F.S. and also the interesting locations that people check in from. In lieu of the Clustermap thingee being new, I thought I would give you a rundown of where we are for the month and some of the interesting places that pop up on my Google analytics report everyday.

Paul's World of Funky Stuff is currently averaging around 200 site visits per day. This number leveled off after the link in the Wall Street Journal last month and also the Fark.com green light (which produced almost 4,000 visits in one afternoon). This kind of traffic skewed the numbers for me for a bit and made January look most impressive (we had close to 12,000 page views in January). Don't get me wrong though... I am excited about having a couple hundred a day now. It's a nice, manageable number that will continue to grow so it's all good. Now....on to the exotic and fun locals....

Let's just take February month to date...