Caption Contest - New Years Edition - WINNERS!

First Place - Every now and then, especially after a large meal the night before, Stephan, gets confronted by an angry morning turd. Today, even he is a little surprised by it's size and expression.--Tom (Hall of Famer)

First Runner-Ups - (TIE)

Anybody got a newspaper? I gotta go take a human. - Doug (Hall of Famer)

Inspired by an unfortunate name calling incident, the French National Team realized they were "untouchable" if they dressed out their forwards and sweepers as fake poo. While competitors raised a stink of this strategy, the World Cup victory launched an entire line of "poo logo products" including the Stuffed French Poodle, Fake Poo, and Poo Pen! - The Swell Guy

Miss Congeniality - ...God doesn't make big brown pickles...Cher doesn't hang with Don Rickles in the summertime..... - Mr. Limpett

Congratulations to Tom who collects his FOURTH caption contest victory. Tom is now tied with fellow P.W.O.F.S.F.C.C.H.O.F. member Mandy for all time wins.

Here are the other entries receiving votes this week.

Well, that's obviously the new mascot for The Brooklyn Brown Bombers - Mr. Limpett

Black Pickle Power! - Lisa

I'm reminded of my teenage years and the morning after the day the I ate six Snickers® candy bars. - Lou

Some mascots get to represent the best teams in the league...
only one is chosen to cheer on the teams vying for last place....
The Holy Grail for Sports Mascots...
The Toilet Bowl.
Represent, dear Flushie, represent.
- Anonymous Acupuncturist

Announcer- And now one of the players is standing up to the out of control mascot. Who is that? Quick hand me a program,Paul. Number 2, number 2, where is number 2? Anyway, number 2 is standing up to.......what's so funny Paul? - Foxy 5-0

"I will NOT take the job as the new Carolina mascot...not matter WHAT they try to make me wear!" - Larry

Dr. Frankenstein's first experiment, Poopenstein, gets the crowd pumped up by singing "Puttin' on the Ritz" with Igor.--seki